THEA: I’ll just do the disclaimers. [LAUGHS]

First of all, what you see here is an AI-generated image. The names and ages are entirely random; if your name or one you recognize is on the “Naughty List”, it’s a total coincidence.

Second: We ran this Santa-As-An-Axe-Murderer tune by the people we thought most likely to have a problem with it, and no one did.

So we hope everyone gets the joke. Ho ho ho, as they say in the biz.

As is referenced in my bio, when I lived in Seattle, I did a lot of work for the brilliant  radio personality Bob Rivers, who succumbed to a lengthy battle with cancer in 2025. Bob was a genuine comedic genius; one thing he was famous for was his hilarious, satirical Christmas music.

So this one’s for you, Bob. Merry Christmas, man…we’ll see you again someday.